The central character. Brave, gallant, witty, handsome, intellectual, cultured... he believes he's all these things. In 20 years in the legion, he has never been promoted, having failed his sergeants exam 18 times. This he puts down to a "slight lack of composure" during moments of stress. In fact, on one occasion, when confronted with a difficult question, he ate the exam paper.

Meet the Players!