This peculiar little Scotsman joined the legion when his beloved Dundee United lost a cup-tie to Arbroath. He often talks of "the wild and rugged Glens" of his homeland - the Glens being the family who lived in the opposite tenement.

He has adapted his favourite song, "The Campbells are Coming", to suit his new environment. Expect to hear "The Camels are Coming" in a future Eurovision Song Contest.

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