A lone warrior of the desert. he has waged a one-man war against the world, in general, and Beau Peep, in particular, with no success whatsoever. He also harbours an unshakable belief that he is a best-selling author waiting to be discovered. His quest for publication began with his autobiography "Sand in my Y-fronts". It was rejected. As were "Sand in my Y-fronts II" and Sand in my Y-fronts - The Musical". There's a surprise.

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